My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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