Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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