no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Green mimosas i think yes
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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