He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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