the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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