Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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