yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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