How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
