Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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