what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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