If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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