im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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