i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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