Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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