i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
we should paint friendship bongs
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