Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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