We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
