just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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