The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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