i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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