One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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