Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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