If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Randomize
