This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Randomize
