..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
