You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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