he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
