The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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