So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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