its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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