she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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