wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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