How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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