i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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