Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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