Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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