Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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