so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That accounts for only three of the penises
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
