hotel room ftw
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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