We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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