But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We're like a lot better than the average bears
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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