And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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