Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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