Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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