sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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