Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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