He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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