That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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