she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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