Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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