the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I cut my penus on the lid.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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